-THE OFFICIAL SITE-

ABOUT THE GAME!

 

WHAT IS IT?

 

Johnsonville is a Role-Playing Party Game, meant for 3-6 players. In it, you play as a citizen of Johnsonville, the snazziest corporate town run by the snazziest corporate despot, Johnson!

 

You try to survive while performing your assigned 'Citizenly Task', but one player serves as "Johnson", rolling against you and trying to make sure you fail at every opportunity!

 

Anything can happen in Johnsonville, anything at all! If you roll well, you could do something like jump out a 50 story window without a scratch! Fail, and something as simple as washing your hands could result in horrible injury!"

 

Can you survive Johnsonville? Probably not, but you're still gonna have a great time!

 

HOW DO I JOHNSONVILLE?

 

Well, my grammatically-impaired friend, first you must PURCHASE a copy of the wonderful game! Next, study the rules carefully!

If you're still having trouble, I'd like to instruct you to continue to our EXAMPLE VIDEOS or HOW TO PLAY sections.

 

WHERE DO I JOHNSONVILLE?

 

Anywhere you have some friends, the game, and a supply of that

pesky thing called "imagination"!

 

(other restrictions may apply.)

 

THE GAME OF HUMAN CHOPS
WHERE IS KEVIN?
KEVIN WILL NEVER BOW TO THE LIKES OF YOU!

CONTACT US!

Submitting Form...

The server encountered an error.

Form received.

JOHNSON IS YOUR OVERLORD.

COPYRIGHT 2015 PROJECT LETO. A PUPPET COMPANY OF JOHNSON BRAND, OF COURSE.