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ABOUT THE GAME!

"HOW TO PLAY JOHNSONVILLE!" “But, Project LETO!” you ask us, kneeling before our cinderblock-and-fake-wood-panelling desks. “How do I play your game?” Well, we're gonna tell you, and it's actually really simple! After drawing your Task Card,you describe what you're gonna do. Hop out of bed, purchase a deluxe Johnsonwich, assassinate Franz Ferdinand, anything! Next up, you and the player designated Johnson need to roll your dice! Then, you compare the dice rolls! If you rolled higher than Johnson, you succeed. If you rolled lower, you fail! If you tied, roll again until you get different results! Johnson proceeds to describe the good/nasty things that happen! If you failed the roll, hand Johnson two of your Life Bucks. You're not getting them back! However, if you'd like to not only avoid the ambiguity of a roll, but instead trust the ambiguity of a deck of cards, then pay Johnson a Life Buck and draw a Kit Card! Read the effect, and follow it to the best of your ability! If you decide to do something to another player, you need to roll against that player! Functionally, this is similar to rolling against Johnson, except it's just you and the person you're assaulting! And that's all there is to it! Enjoy Johnsonville, citizens!
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